Stabby the Goat

Okay...again...common sense. If you nickname a metal "tin art" goat with very sharp horns STABBY it might not be a good idea to put him somewhere that you might fall on him.

Walking out of my office from a patient with a brain injury...I am backing out to keep speaking with them and I brilliantly placed our Kid Toy box right next to my door. It is an antique carpenter's box. Oh yes it's pretty. With Stabby on top of it - it is also charming. 

I didn't realize, maybe I actually did but ignored it, but it is a death trap.

I am walking backwards out of my office and trip on the charming antique box, begin to fall and all I can think of is 

Stabby is Going to Kill Me. 

Must...Move...Body...Don't Get Gored by Stabby in the Lung or Kidney..

You think I should have known.

Needless to say...Stabby is now on top of my bookshelf and we replaced Stabby with softer African Elephant and took out his tusks.